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Oh! Gnomes!

April 6th, 2011

Oh! Gnomes!

Squish the gnomes! SQUISH THEM GOOD!

Wizards know that you should never keep your money under your mattress. That’s why you’ve placed your coins in a decorative circle in the garden and enchanted a magical groundling to guard them.

But now the garden gnomes are coming to steal your coins to fund their nefarious schemes! It seems easy enough to keep them at bay (just crush them with your thumbs!), but as the elves will tell you: Never trust a gnome! They’re wily creatures, and before you know it squishing won’t be enough to stop them.

Oh Gnomes!

Available for the Android NOW
Coming to the iPhone SOON

EDIT: This post didn’t have enough context. I didn’t have anything to do with this game, but I have done some scripting work for some other unreleased projects from Groundling Games. This particular post was just me saying, “This game is fun! Check it out!”

2 Responses to “Oh! Gnomes!”

  1. -C says:

    Is this a sponsored post? How much did they pay you for it?

  2. -C says:

    Is this a sponsored post? How much did they pay you for it? Just curious.

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